The recovery industry sells certainty. This is the audit.
Every supplement, device, and modality here gets the identical four questions: what is claimed, what the molecule or the modality actually does, what the literature supports, and a verdict on the record. Same rubric for a hundred-year-old tradition and a device released last month.
Nothing gets a pass for being trendy and nothing gets dismissed for being old. Several of these fail, and the failures are stated in the headline where you can find them.
Audits published
14
Verdicts that are not a yes
7of 14
Scoring axes
4
References cited
74
The method
Four questions, asked in the same order, every time
A rubric is only worth anything if it is applied to the things you like as strictly as to the things you do not. So the order never changes and the axes never change.
What is actually being promised?
Quoted in the industry's own voice, from labels, product pages, and studio copy. Not paraphrased, because the paraphrase is always more reasonable than the original.
What does it do in the body?
Named molecules, named pathways, real timescales, and the physics where physics decides it. A story about fascia has to survive fascia's tensile modulus.
What does the literature support?
Study designs, populations, sample sizes, effect sizes, and where the research is weak: industry funding, surrogate endpoints, untrained subjects, impossible blinding, n of eight.
So is it worth it?
One tier, one headline, on the record, with who it is actually for and who it is not. No hedging into uselessness.
Editorial position
Negative verdicts are the point. A reviewer who never says no is not a reviewer, they are a catalogue.
Five of the audits below fail, and two of those fail on their central mechanism rather than on a technicality. Nothing here gets a pass for being new and nothing gets dismissed for being old: creatine and cupping answer the same four questions and are graded on the same four axes.
Where the literature genuinely disagrees with itself, the audit says so instead of picking the tidier side. Where a verdict rests on one small study, the audit names the sample size in the sentence that cites it.
The comparison matrix
All fourteen, side by side, sortable
Click any column header to sort. Click a verdict tier or a category to filter. The scores are the audit's own, and the composite weighting is printed under the table rather than kept in a drawer.
- MECH
- Mechanistic plausibility. Does the stated mechanism survive physics, chemistry, and dose? A story about fascia has to beat fascia's tensile modulus.
- EVID
- Evidence quality. How good the studies are, not how favourable. A well-run trial that finds nothing scores high here: BCAAs are well studied and consistently null.
- EFF
- Effect size. How large the surviving effect is on outcomes an athlete or a coach could actually measure.
- VAL
- Cost per unit benefit. Benefit per dollar, including what the dollar could have bought instead. Sleep and food set the bar.
A high evidence score is not praise. BCAAs score 70 on evidence quality because they have been studied carefully and repeatedly. The studies are good. The result is nothing.
Low is not the same as negative. Underpowered means the literature cannot answer the question yet, usually because of tiny samples or unreported dosing. That is a different failure from a broken mechanism.
Cost is an axis on purpose. A real two percent effect for forty dollars a session competes against sleep, food, and training, all of which are free and beat everything in this table.
The short version
If you only read two lists
Ranked by the same published composite used in the matrix. No editorial thumb on the scale, and no affiliate links anywhere on this platform.
Worth the money
Buy these first
High evidence quality, an effect you could measure, and a price that does not require a story.
- 01Creatine monohydrateThe most tested ergogenic aid in sports nutrition, and it costs about a dime a day.Supported87
- 02Beta-alanineSupported, and narrow: if your effort does not last between one and four minutes, this is not your supplement.Supported72
- 03Ice baths after liftingExcellent for playing again tomorrow. Measurably bad for getting bigger.Conditional69
- 04NSAIDs for training sorenessThey work on the pain. That is the problem: the pain pathway is also the remodelling pathway.Conditional62
net = 0.35 evidence + 0.3 effect + 0.25 value + 0.1 mechanism
Not worth the money
Skip these, or buy them honestly
Either the mechanism does not hold, or the surviving effect is far smaller than the price implies.
- 01Cupping therapyA controlled bruise with an excellent story. The perceptual effects are real; the stated mechanism is not.Unsupported22
- 02Whole-body cryotherapyThree minutes in cold air does not cool your muscle. It numbs you, and it charges forty dollars for the privilege.Overstated24
- 03Branched-chain amino acidsYou cannot build a twenty-amino-acid protein out of three amino acids, and the trials say precisely that.Unsupported31
- 04Red-light therapyThe mechanism is real, the dosimetry literature is a mess, and your panel is probably not delivering a studied dose.Underpowered34
net = 0.35 evidence + 0.3 effect + 0.25 value + 0.1 mechanism
Where to go next
A verdict is the beginning of the explanation
Education, not diagnosis. This is a student-authored science platform. Nothing here replaces a physician, a physical therapist, or an athletic trainer. Sudden severe pain, numbness, an inability to bear weight, or visible deformity means stop reading and get seen.